Deep-frying Enthusiast Gifts

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

"Fancy an Indian?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Community wok?'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Curry for Breakfast.

"See? It never hurts to ask."