Stir-fry Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Curry for Breakfast.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"See? It never hurts to ask."