Fry-fan Club Member Gifts

'I try to keep up with the trends in healthy eating. Today I'm making one of those 'warm salads' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Full English Breakfast.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Fish Fries

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I hate idol gossip.'