Fan Club Member Gifts

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I hate idol gossip.'

Alex Ferguson

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"I see you met the author."

This club is for members only

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Manuel Pellegrini