Fan Club Veteran Gifts

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Death Beggar

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"We will remember them."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Football merchandising - 1953.

'I hate idol gossip.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

Alex Ferguson

Heat Wave Podium

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

22 vets a day commit suicide.

"I see you met the author."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Manuel Pellegrini

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

The Life of the Party