Fry-fan Club Member Pillows

'I try to keep up with the trends in healthy eating. Today I'm making one of those 'warm salads' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Full English Breakfast.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

The Food of Shame.

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Fish Fries

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'