Fry Aficionados Pillows

Vocal Fry

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'