Fries Aficionado Pillows

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

Real Fast Food.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

The Food of Shame.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"