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Vocal Fry

Deepfried Sassoon

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

The Food of Shame.

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"I hope you like your curry hot."

Fish Fries

"See? It never hurts to ask."