Fry Lover Gifts

He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Living with a cataholic.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'How's the curry?'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

The morning after the night before.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'How's the curry?.'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'I told you not to have that curry.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'