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He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.

What's your question for Ask Sadie? Who do you thin has the best fries? McDonald's or Arby's? That depends. Which one is still fried in cattle grease? I know one or the other of them caved in to the anti-clogged-arteryists and switched to vegetable oil years ago. Health-fetishists ruin everything! Health isn't bad. Health is like everything else, too much of it is unhealthy!

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Living with a cataholic.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'How's the curry?.'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'Community wok?'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"