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"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

'I told you not to have that curry.'

"Careful it's hot."

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

'How's the curry?.'

'How's the curry?'

"I don't mind curry every day, but I do miss garlic mushrooms."

'Lentil Dhal. Classic.' - 'Incoming!' - 'Oh... head rush.'

The morning after the night before.

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Parisian man eating pastries

Mom bought the wrong flakes

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'