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'Not much washing-up to do tonight then, Rajid !'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'How's the curry?'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

The morning after the night before.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'How's the curry?.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"Have you been eating curry again?"

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

Housewives meet Top Chef

'I told you not to have that curry.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"