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Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Unfortunately 13 pints and a curry to make up for a c***p day at the office isn't tax deductible under current legislation.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

Indian Nuke Away

Another great moment ruined by curry.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Free oven glove with every curry, sir.'

Spices.

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

'Beef £2Curried beef £1.50.'

Curry for Breakfast.

'The warhead is jammed full of super hot curry and spicy poppadoms. More powerful than anything nuclear.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'How's the curry?'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

The morning after the night before.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'How's the curry?.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"I hope you like your curry hot."