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"Have you been eating curry again?"

"Have you been giving curry to the canary again?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Coffee shop

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'How's the curry?'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

The morning after the night before.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

'Just like mother used to make.'

'How's the curry?.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"Cap'n crunches"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

Real Fast Food.

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

Various snacks and drinks