Curry Aficionado Gifts

"Have you been eating curry again?"

"Have you been giving curry to the canary again?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Coffee shop

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'How's the curry?'

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

The morning after the night before.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'How's the curry?.'

'Just like mother used to make.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

Various snacks and drinks

Real Fast Food.

"Cap'n crunches"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."