Curry Fanatic Gifts

"I hope you like your curry hot."

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Waiter!"

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'How's the curry?.'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Introductory Police Training

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"