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"I hope you like your curry hot."

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

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"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

She found baking helped enormously.

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Waiter!"

"Where's the Danish?"

Greedy child

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'How's the curry?.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"