Angelic Curry Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry!"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

The morning after the night before.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"It's made with real angel hair."

'How's the curry?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'How's the curry?.'

Salvador Deli

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'I told you not to have that curry.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'