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"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry!"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How's the curry?'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

The morning after the night before.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'How's the curry?.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Salvador Deli

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Have you been eating curry again?"

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

Curry for Breakfast.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."