Curry Enthusiast Mugs

Multiculturalism as expressed through garden centres

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Unfortunately 13 pints and a curry to make up for a c***p day at the office isn't tax deductible under current legislation.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

Indian Nuke Away

Another great moment ruined by curry.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Free oven glove with every curry, sir.'

Spices.

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

'Beef £2Curried beef £1.50.'

Curry for Breakfast.

'The warhead is jammed full of super hot curry and spicy poppadoms. More powerful than anything nuclear.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'How's the curry?.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Real Fast Food.

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"Have you been eating curry again?"