Curry Enthusiasts Pillows

'Not much washing-up to do tonight then, Rajid !'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

The morning after the night before.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How's the curry?'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'How's the curry?.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'