Curry Lover Pillows

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

'I told you not to have that curry.'

"Careful it's hot."

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

'How's the curry?.'

'How's the curry?'

"I don't mind curry every day, but I do miss garlic mushrooms."

'Lentil Dhal. Classic.' - 'Incoming!' - 'Oh... head rush.'

The morning after the night before.

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Parisian man eating pastries

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Pumpkin Spice

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)