Curry Pillows

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Careful it's hot."

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

Soup of the month.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Garden.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

Holiday Supplies

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

The perfect man

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'How's the curry?'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

The morning after the night before.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."