Curry Critic Pillows

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Free Speech has heavy price.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Fancy an Indian?"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"Med Brittle"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Barrett - rushed majority

Candy Land for Adults

Sick Exhibitionist

"We seem to be the only animals here."

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Kids terrify me."

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

'Everybody's a critic'

Curry for Breakfast.

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'