Fish Fry Fanatic Pillows

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Community wok?'

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Fish Fries

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'