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"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

The Food of Shame.

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"See? It never hurts to ask."