French Fry Fiend Pillows

'She's definitely had work done.'

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"It's fondue night!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Fast food trap.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries

Formula One Finish Line.

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'