French Fry Fiend Gifts

'She's definitely had work done.'

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"It's fondue night!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Fast food trap.

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Formula One Finish Line.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."