Fry Fiend Gifts

Seagulls at a drive through - just ordering fries.

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"He's So Your Type."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Wait a minute....!

The game comes first...

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Kicking The Habit

"It's fondue night!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Boiling Oil.

Formula One Finish Line.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

Fish Fries

Lumberjack Interviews

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.