Fry Fiend Mugs

Seagulls at a drive through - just ordering fries.

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"He's So Your Type."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Wait a minute....!

"It's fondue night!"

Kicking The Habit

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

The game comes first...

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Boiling Oil.

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

Lumberjack Interviews

Fish Fries

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Formula One Finish Line.