Fast And Furious Fiend Gifts

Formula One Finish Line.

Under pressure.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Meowlzebub

"He's So Your Type."

'Wait a minute....!

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Kicking The Habit

"It's fondue night!"

The game comes first...

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

Snake party games

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

Fast food trap.

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

Lumberjack Interviews

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

"Your investments went down the toilet. You now own stock in a sewage company."

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

'No way, I can't stand country and western.' (Farm Aid Rock festival in Somerset.)

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

I'm sorry, Mr. Higgins is out right now with his bag of salt looking for an open wound.

'She's definitely had work done.'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

I'll take speed over security anytime.

"I'm a petrol head, doctor, I've got cars on my mind 24/7..."