Fry Cook Pillows

"J'accuse!"

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cookbooks

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Children's Feast.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."