Fryer Pillows

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

Full English Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

The Food of Shame.

'Hoopla!'

"J'accuse!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Excellent! This crap again!"

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

Vocal Fry

He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

What's your question for Ask Sadie? Who do you thin has the best fries? McDonald's or Arby's? That depends. Which one is still fried in cattle grease? I know one or the other of them caved in to the anti-clogged-arteryists and switched to vegetable oil years ago. Health-fetishists ruin everything! Health isn't bad. Health is like everything else, too much of it is unhealthy!

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

'Fried egg'

Ice skater

Deepfried Sassoon