Fryer Friar Pillows

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Full English Breakfast.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Vegas"

"He's mad at God."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Holy phone

"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."

A friar