'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'
Fryer Friar Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into the whimsical world of fryers and friars? Our collection offers amusing and artistic items that honor their love for frying and religious roots. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products add a touch of humor and creativity to any fryer's collection. Ideal for culinary explorers or those with a playful spirit, these gifts make a fun statement piece or memorable keepsake.
Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
Full English Breakfast.
'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'
"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."
Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."
Stable boys and Scottsman
"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"
UFO = Unidentified frying object.
Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.
Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!
YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.
"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."
'Would you like a shake with your fries?'
"Straighten up that tonsure."
Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.
'Snack Bar's Open.'
"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."
'I'm good. How are you?'
'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'
"Vegas"
"He's mad at God."
"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."
Holy phone
"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."
A friar
Fryer Friar Gifts Collection
Fryer Friar Mugs
Discover our collection of fryer friar mugs, perfect for adding humor to your morning routine or as a heartfelt gift for a food or faith enthusiast.
Fryer Friar Pillows
Explore our fryer friar pillows, mixing comfort with a humorous nod to culinary and religious fun.
Fryer Friar Prints
Browse our fryer friar prints to add a touch of wit and creativity to their home decor with quirky, artistic designs.
Fryer Friar T-Shirts
Check out our fryer friar T-shirts for a fun, creative way to showcase their love for frying and friars with humor and style.