Fryer Gifts

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

Full English Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

The Food of Shame.

'Hoopla!'

"J'accuse!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

Vocal Fry

He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Fried egg'

Deepfried Sassoon

Ice skater

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"