Friar Gifts

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."

Monk

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"No, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. This isn't Loverboy!"

Sloth is a sin, Brother Ernest. Ah, yes, but patience is a virtue.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

In case of emergency, break silence.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

A friar

"You can't tell me anything about humility!"

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

Monk has divine reception

"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."

Monk Crossword

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Looks like a chipmonk."

'Cut to the chaste, Brother Mark.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

Hop-scotching monk.

Monks

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

Holy phone

Monk uses his hood as a shopping bag.

'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Monk reading an upside down bible.

"I'm going on a retreat."