Friar Pillows

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."

"No, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. This isn't Loverboy!"

Monk

A friar

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk reading an upside down bible.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'

Monk uses his hood as a shopping bag.

Holy phone

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

Monks

Hop-scotching monk.

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Cut to the chaste, Brother Mark.'

"Looks like a chipmonk."

Monk Crossword

St. Lukes Silent Order

Francis of Assisi Stamps on Ants

Monk with cloven hoofs

"Hey, dude! -- Nice hoodie!"

Monk

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Monk using a crucifix for a hammer.

Monk has divine reception

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"