Friar Admirer Pillows

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"She's just being Koi."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Moon

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Snow is falling...

Escher's Dog

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Vegas"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Holy phone