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Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"She's just being Koi."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Moon

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Snow is falling...

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!

Escher's Dog

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Get a life!"

Holy phone

"Vegas"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'