Friars Pillows

Hula Halo

Heavenly Halo

'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'