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'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Holy phone

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."