Farrier T-Shirts

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

'This shoe is used to enforce rest....'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

'I checked, they say acorns cause liver poisoning so the answer is 'no'.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'Last one back to the barn has to muck out the stalls!'

'Wait a second! I'll pull the hood release.'

Blacksmiths

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

"Would you happen to know where I could locate a reputable farrier?"

'You know, Doctor, I mourn the imminent passing of our friend, the horse.'

Jealous centaur.

Yup. Says he's a Shetland cowboy.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

'It was a huge mistake buying shoes over the internet: They're so uncomfortable...'

Stable boys and Scottsman

A Delicate Hint.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Captain in a storm

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."