Fakir Gifts

'Ouch!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Have you drugged your child today?

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

"Vegas"

Holy phone

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

A friar

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Monk Crossword