Fakir Fan Gifts

Dog nail bed.

Fakir with plasters on his back.

Needle Toilet.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

No Soliciting

"The unlucky lemming"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Mating rituals

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Fox hunting.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Go deep.'