Fido Fan Gifts

No Soliciting

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Pet a Puppy

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

No littering...

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Puppy.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Love.

Sea Horse outside saloon