Fido Fan Gifts

No Soliciting

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Pet a Puppy

No littering...

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Puppy.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Happy birthday Darling!

Good boy

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."