Fido Fanatic Gifts

He'll 'stay' all right...on the velcro dogmat.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

No Soliciting

Family with pets.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Useless information"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"You've already been for a walk."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...