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He'll 'stay' all right...on the velcro dogmat.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Useless information"

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"You've already been for a walk."