Dog Fanatic T-Shirts

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

'Watch the dog. I'm going to do my can opener impression.'

"You go on ahead."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'Why can't you be more like Pootchums?!'

"You never want to go on walks anymore."

"You're right. They all do look like squirrels."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'Control yourself. Don't come on to her.'

'Don't tell me you've bitten the man from the electricity board again!'

'Not that I'm complaining but he thinks fetching slippers is cissy!'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Ooooooh. Ruggedly handsome and a good kisser!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"