Fido Fans Gifts

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

No Soliciting

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Good boy

Sea Horse outside saloon

Fox hunting.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'The Big Beg Theory'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Goldfish funeral

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Now. Hear. This."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Dachshund Yoga

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"...Your burrito is getting away."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'